Humboldt County

You might be surprised to learn that Humboldt is not the county seat of Humboldt County. It's actually Dakota City whose city limits are right up against Humboldt.

Humboldt is one of those towns where a charismatic leader brought a bunch of people into the middle of nowhere to live a life devoted to chastity, abstinence, and a flavorless mush he called rootmarm. It has a pretty interesting history: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humboldt,_Iowa

Yawn

That's Maddy's Finger. I have no idea what Reenie is doing.